Pakau Shayar ki Pakau Shayarian

[Ash]

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar



Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the



When words fail, Eyes works.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya



Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye



Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai



Mene poochha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?
Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...
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Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
(Kiya logical sher hai!!)





Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,
Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey





Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...





Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai





Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main

[Ash]

 jab tota hua dirty pyaar se boli maina
jab tota hua dirty pyaar se boli maine
dont worry darling Surf exel haina



meri aankhon mein hai hai
tu is kadar samai
meri aankhon mein hai hai
tu is kadar samai
jaise bajre ke khet mein
BHAIS ghus aayi..



kal rat es tarah se vo mere sapano me aayi,
jaise patazad me bhi bahar ayi,
yuhi mulakat ho gai ,
na sochi thi vo bat ho gai ,
Anjani thi , par es tarah se vo muje apana bana gai ,
kya kahu me usake bare mai ,
kin sabad me karu usaki tarif ,
ki ek aandhe ko rat me bhi ujala de gai,
Bas aise aayi kal rat vo sapano me !
subah hote hi vo sapana chura le gai ,
kya thi vo ,
kaise kahu . !
Bas aayi thi ....vo chali gai . .!
yuhi sapano me . . .!



Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......
Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......
Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......
agar tu sar munddaye to savera ho jayae.




itna majbor ho gaya hu
tumari bawafi se
ki machar khabi bhi
uta lay jate hai charpai se


what a romantic shayri............
duniya se chhipa kar teri tasveer bathroom me laga rkhhi hai
duniya se chhipa kar teri tasveer bathroom me laga rkhhi hai
har pal tera didar ho isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai



tere ishqe me mere ghalib ne muje itna pita
tere ishqe me mere ghalib ne muje itna pita
tan ki shakti man ki shakti bournvita



suhag rat ke bad pati patni ko muh dikhai ke 500 Rs. deta he
patni 200 Rs. rupye vapas kar deti hai
pati: why.?
patni: me ek rat ke sirf 300 hi leti hu



esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana
esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana
esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana.........................
agar iska matalab samajh me aa jye to muje bhi bata dena



TUM KYA JANO GAM KYA CHIJ HAI
TUM KYA JANO GAM KYA CHIJ HAI
GAM TO WOH CHIJ HAI, GAM TO WOH CHIJ HAI
JIS SE KAGAJ CHIPKAYA JATA HAI




SHAJAHAN NE TAJ MAHAL KI
HAR DIWAR KO DEKHA, HAR KALIN KO DEKHA,
HAR MINAR KO DEKHA
AUR BOLA,
MA KASAM MAJAK MAJAK ME
KHARCHA BAHUT HO GAYA




CHITI CHALI PAHAD PE
CHITI CHALI PAHAD PE
CHITI CHALI PAHAD PE...FIR NICHE UTAR GAI AUR KYA



JAMIN SE LEKAR JAMIN SE LEKAR AASMAN TAK
AUR AASMAN SE LEKAR JAMIN TAK
JAMIN SE LEKAR AASMA TAK AUR AASMA SE LEKAR
JAMIN TAK BICH ME ............
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...................HAWA HI HAWA HAI



door se dekha door se dekha to
kuch nahi dikh raha tha
door se dekha door se dekha to
kuch nahi dikh raha tha
pass jakar dekha
pass jakar dekha to
kuch bhi nahi dikh raha tha



Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the





chalo sajna jaha tak ghata chale.
chalo sajna jaha tak ghata chale.
aage se TAXI kar lenge.




Kaisi thi wo raat, kuch kaha sakta nahi main,
chahoon kahana to bayan kar sakta nahi main…
dulhan banke meri jab wo bahon me aaye thi,
sej saji thi phoolon ki, par usne mahakai thi….

Ghoongat me ek chand tha, aur sirf tanhai thi,
Aawaz dil ke dhadakne ki bhi phir zor se aaye thi…..
Pyar ka rang bhi utar kar uske chehre par aaya tha….

Bahon me lekar usko, phir labon ki lali chrai thi,
Us sard raat me saanse bhi shola ban kar takrai thi…..
Tika, bindi, kangan, payal sabne shor machaya tha,
Jab uske shokh badan ko maine apna hath lagaya tha…..

Doob gaye the hum wo dehki si pyar ki aag me,
Tod diya tha humne kaliyon ko uske pyar ke baag me………
Kya batlayen ab hum wo raat meri kis kadar nirali thi,
Humari SUHAAG ki wo RAAT, jo itni matwali thi……………




galat nazar sa dekho gay to har taraf kharabi nazar ayegi,
sahi nazar say dekho gay to har sunder ladki tumhe bhabhi nazar ayegi…




chaha kar koi kisi se juda nahi hota,
chaha kar koi kisi se khafa nahi hota
mohabbat ko mazboori hi le doobti hain,
varna khusi se koi bewafa nahi hota.



Suhaag raat ke baad husband ne apni wife poocha raat ko kaisa mehsoos kiya, wife ne sharmate hoe kaha
5% pain
5% maaza
90% poorani yaadein


sukhe pattun se piyar karenge hum tum par aitbar karenge bas itna kehdo hamare ho hum zindegi bhar tumhara intezar karenge



laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aya,
laila ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
laila marne wali hai majnu ke pyar main,
Aur majnu betha hai sms free hone ke intazar main




Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
--------Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ??
--------Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!

[Seni]

hahahaha 
thats awesome.
You really are a Pakau Shayar, Ash.
Gr8 work.
Awesome!!!
thanks for those gr8 Shayaris 

[Ash]

Thanks Seni.